Joel Maisel: *Cheats on Midge"
Me: i fucking hate Joel he’s not a good guy
Joel: *Beats the shit out of guys who heckle Midge and admits that’s she’s amazing*
Me: THATS MY FUCKING MAN
Benjamin & Miriam In Season 2
1x01 & 1x02 - miriam and lenny bailing eachother out
I don’t mind being alone. I just do not want to be insignificant.
“Um…
…are you…
…sure…
…about…
…that?”
(The title for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is ironic, by the way. The show is a subversion of the stereotype).
Joel: I don’t want our kids meeting Benjamin
Me: you moved in with your secretary 3 seconds after you left your wife and had her babysit them.. but go off I guess
(via pusheen)
(via aliensfromhell)
(via hellish-b0y)
i……..
had……
the slime of my life
and I’ve never felt this way before
and I swear
It’s the truth
(via guy)
gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9
Actually, Generation Z began in 1998. So if you’re 19 or younger, you’re gen Z
Actually Actually I’ve read that it began in 95. So as far as 22, I’m sorry for you but you’re gen Z.
18-23 year olds who are in the weird gray area between generations
(via joshpeck)
Who needs gravity?
Photo of the day: Abandoned baby squirrel gets a second chance
(via fuckyeahbabyanimals)